A STORY, A STORY, LET ME TELL YOU A STORY.
FROM THE HORRIBLE DEPTHS OF THE ELEGANTE CHAT.
WHEN THE THOUGHTS OF THE FAILBOAT TURN ONTO JAK,
AND SOMEONE DARES TO COMPLAIN ABOUT LACK...
A VALUABLE LESSON IS ABOUT TO BE LEARNED.
AND SCREW IT, I'M NOT PUTTING THIS ALL IN CAPS.
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CUT FOR BAD PORN. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. )